Tenille Houston
Nude

No role is too small for the cougarlicious perfect ten that is Tenille Houston. The often-blonde babe who doesn’t need a Captain to do it to us every time has been working hard scoring bit roles on hit shows like Passions, where she made her screen debut in 2007, Desperate Housewives, General Hospital, and memorably appeared as Jason Segel‘s smooth bootied high school dream girl Tara on and episode of How I Met Your Mother. But while Whitney’s rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner” may have had you feeling patriotic, that’s nothing compared to how much Tenille Houston will have you lovin the US of A in Proud American (2008). In the racial drama Miss Houston plays a busty nurse whose knockers will have you asking “can’t we all just let her get us long?” But Tenille’s breast role by far came in the erotic drama starring male porn star James Deen and former Disney darling Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons (2013). We had a grand time when Tenille showed her jumbo mams along with a bit of bush during a lengthy scene of fornication and pillow talk with the rebel with a huge cock himself. They should’ve called it the cannons, since Tenille’s how-nicearethose-titzers are all we could stare at, even knowing the firecrotch legend herself shows her mean set of girls just a few scenes later. Most recently Tenille hit the horror circuit in Creature Feature (2015) and joined Almost Famous‘ (2000) Patrick Fugit in the rom com Alex & The List (2017). We have a list of dirty things we’d like to watch Tenille do. Houston, we have a boner!